## stand-in sweetie FAQ

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How do I use this?
  1. Fill in one or two words. Stan will tell you how many and if he needs a noun, adjective, verb or adverb. Or let Stan randomly choose for you.
  2. Tap Stan's candy heart to receive a bit of sweetness.
  3. Is it just what you needed to hear? To share the moment, tap his laptop to email or text it to a friend.
  4. Not sweet enough? Tap his heart again for a new sentence. Again you can choose words or let Stan choose.

How many sayings and words are in the application?

Can I send Stan's sentence to a friend?
  Yes, tap Stan's laptop to send his latest sentence to a friend or sweetie via text message or email.

Will Stan insult me or use off-color or swear words?
  Stan is a good guy. But like any sweetie, sometimes what he says makes no sense. Please give Stan another try to get it right. However, Stan should never insult you. (If you tell Stan to use insulting words, Stan can't help himself. But given a random opportunity, or prompted with complimentary words, he should do all right.) Stan's sentences should all be clean, like what you would find in a family-friendly card store. Now if you tell Stan to use R- or X-rated words, you may end up with a sentence from an adults-only card store. Don't blame Stan; you made him do it.

Just what kind of body parts will Stan "fill-in" if I let him?
  Stan will only mention body parts that you would comfortably discuss in public. Well, that I would. I'm not sure about you. His vocabulary is still safe for all age groups.

Can you compare Stan with a real sweetie?
  You probably shouldn't compare Stan to your real sweetie, but if you do, the comparison might look something like this:

  Real Sweetie | St the fill-in sweetie
  --- | ---
  Sometimes speaks nonsense, but when told to try again, may do better. | Sometimes speaks nonsense, but suggest a word or two, and he'll work them into his sentence to you.
  Means well---usually | Will not insult you unless you tell him to
  May never come up with the right thing to say | Given a few chances, Stan should say something sweet. Especially if you choose the key words for his sentence.
  May get distracted by attractive members of opposite sex | Focuses just on you

  If you find yourself enjoying Stan's company more than your real sweetie, you might need to turn Stan off and go spend more time with your real sweetie!